Ich bin ein Alien.

 Let me just be entirely clear:

There are no such things as aliens!

Yesterday I read a blog about how the Aliens are sneakily visiting our planet with the purpose of incarnating as seemingly human, but yet no better than the bad reptilian money grabbers, whom you can recognize on them having strange eyes and zippers in their meat suits.
They walk among us, originating from some far away life-supporting planet with strange suns and sonic screwdrivers and now they want ours. They want to live here. Some are still in the form of Elementals (Earth, Water, Air, Fire) and have no bodies, but THEY ARE HERE. They are hanging out on the Astral, watching us. They come from FAR FAR AWAY.

Thank you, oh thou enlightened warrior of light, tolerance and spiritual freedom.
I hear you are not your body. You're a spirit WITH a body odor.
Thank you for warning us that spirits of the wrong color may be visiting.

And ... btw ... you there behind ...


Paddle faster, I hear banjo music....

Another enlightened warrior, perhaps not as advanced in their homeland security tendencies, was at the same time elaborating about how there is no time and space. It is an illusion. We incarnate, as we please, on any planet, anywhere we may desire. We are free to pop out of the Astral where-ever we please and live a lifetime of learning on some far-away Rastafarian beach paradise planet where mango, banana splits and margaritas fall softly from the trees into the undergrowth of cannabis and all the beach animals looks like "My Little Pet Store" and have big heads and eyes.


Meanwhile the "master race" of the planet is going:

"Oh No! Alien Rastafarians are occupying our beaches".

 I am not really in the mood to make the decision for any of the combatants, but could we please make up our minds? Are WE the Aliens? Well, judging friendly little Earth Elementals this harshly seems an Alien thought to me. If there is no time and space, just incarnating souls experiencing a mutual illusion to grow and learn, perhaps we should not be so concerned about Gnomes being from Aldebaran.

This completely futile thought has been brought to you only because it thoroughly irritated me to see the discrepancy in the ideologies. Now move on. Nothing to see here.